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things i usually say during my rides

me: can you not
me: put your head down you're not a giraffe
me: can you please go faster
me: oh god slow down horse slow down
me: stop being so sassy for the love of god
me: look at that horse over there! do what he's doing
me: what the hell are you looking at
me: oh look, it's a person. much fright. so very scare.
me: it's another horse can yoU CALM DOWN
me: that blanket has been there the entire time we've been in here why are you afraid of it now.
horse: herp derp derp derp
me: *face palms*
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croptopandskirtswift:

Um hi taylorswift this is me furiously dancing to shake it off… As a human burrito. My neck kinda hurts now but oh well!!
Love you ❤️

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matt-healys-girlfriend:

/ / all hail Matty / /

Se cachorros soubessem mandar SMS.

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cueca-do-avesso:

I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

oh my god oh my GOD

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